I’ve been looking, but I’ve yet to find out how much we, the American tax payers, are paying Donald Trump’s personal spiritual advisor, televangelist Paula “satanic pregnancies” White, for the work she’s doing as an official member of the White House staff to brand the President’s opponents as demonic entities that “operate in sorcery and witchcraft.” I have, however, been able to ascertain that her shameless hucksterism has continued to grow more brazen with her ascent to the Executive Branch. Here, for instance, is video taken recently of White, the wife of Journey’s Jonathan Cain, telling her followers that God transported her to heaven for an anointing ceremony, during which she was given a beautiful, magical cape.
I thought she might be making it up, but then she started going into detail about the color of the mantle that God's magnificent yet blurry face lay across her shoulders, and I started thinking, "No, this just has to be real."pic.twitter.com/D15GKBo0Ud
— Mark Maynard (@MarkAMaynard) February 21, 2020
“I literally went to the Throne Room of God,” White told those assembled. “There was a mist that was coming off the water, and I went to the throne of God, and I didn’t see God’s face clearly, but I saw the face of God… He put a mantle (on me) and it was a very distinct mantle… I saw it very distinctly. The color was like a goldish, a yellowish goldish… And then I saw the Earth for a moment, and (God) brought me back, and he put me in certain places, one being the White House, one being certain continents.” [The mist rising off the water, was clearly inside a bong.]
And this, again, is a woman who, thanks to Donald Trump, now has a position at the White House, a position which gives her credibility, credibility which makes it even easier for her to fleece fearful, elderly, housebound Christians… For what it’s worth, I’m not mocking those who fill White’s coffers. My great grandmother, toward the end of her life, sent checks to televangelists. I can understand the appeal. I can also see, however, why it’s all the more important for those of us who can comprehend what’s actually going on to step up and say, “No, this thrice-married millionaire with a lavish apartment in Trump Tower didn’t really get flown to heaven for a meeting with God.”
One more thing, as long as I’m sharing videos of White. Here’s White telling those assembled at the King Jesus church Supernatural Ministry School in Miami that it’s their duty to pay the church before paying their electric bill, and driving the point home by showing them what will happen to them if they refuse to do so. [Apparently, if you don’t pay financial tribute to those who God anoints in heaven, you’re cursed to walk around with your pants on her head, and your shoes on your hands.]
Here is presidential spiritual adviser Paula White attempting to demonstrate what people look like spiritually if they don't follow the mandate to give to the church before paying their bills. https://t.co/3L2Xp7IA1Y pic.twitter.com/5Lb5LvpE6l
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 18, 2020
This, of course, is a common refrain from White, who likes to tell people that their lives won’t go well until they open up their purses and give their “first fruits” to her ministry. “If you don’t send the money, you’ll never see sustainment in your life, and your dream will die,” she told her viewers recently.
And, again, we are subsidizing this behavior. We are, through our tax dollars, legitimizing this charlatan, and it’s absolutely fucking shameful.
